Sunday, December 20, 2015

Larry the Cable Guy Cheeseburger Tater Chips


Should I be worried that one of the other things that Larry the Cable Guy shills for is Prilosec, a heartburn medicine? For those of you who were trapped in a subterranean mole kingdom for Aughts, Larry the Cable Guy is a comedian with an exaggerated Southern Redneck style. He most well known for being part of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour and for voicing the tow truck Mater, in the Pixar movie, Cars. You aren't here for his bio though, so I will "Git-R-Done." Hmm, even typing that out makes me cringe. Wow, these truly are the platonic ideal of cheeseburgers. I don't mean these taste like cheeseburgers that just want to be friends, they taste like idea of all cheeseburgers. To be more specific they taste like every basic cheeseburger you get at any fast food place. Obviously your lobster, truffle, and caviar cheeseburger made with Kobe beef and seasoned with meerkat tears, that Richy McRicherson eats while burning thousand dollar bills in front of starving orphans, tastes different, but you get the gist. When Larry says cheeseburger, he isn't talking just ground beef and cheese, you can taste the mustard, ketchup, onions, pickles. They pack a lot of flavor on each chip. These aren't the first cheeseburger flavored chips I've tried, but they are the strongest and the most "meaty." The "taters" themselves are a bit average, relatively thin, but they do have an acceptable crunch. As Larry himself says on the front of the bag, "boy that's good eatin'!" Perhaps I should give Prilosec a chance too.

Donated by Pat
Found at Exxon


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